Magic Burnin' Funny Cars

“Where you come from is gone.  Where you thought you were goin’ to weren’t never there.  And where you are ain't no good unless you can get away from it.” – Hazel Motes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f-MVwfyG48

There is only one correct volume for this and it is maximum.

"Oh, you like that one, huh?  Well, let me tell you, that's a really nice piece of transport, right there.  Fastest thing this side of teleportation.  Got a WitchBroom 447 in it.  Get you from here to Stair in just under twenty-seven seconds.  What's it run on?  Oh -  don't you worry about that..."

What does this thaumaturgic hot rod run on?  Roll d20 to find out...

1. The blood of murdered lawyers and politicians
2. Kisses from the woman it’s in love with
3. An extremely powerful drug called DMZ which has become the second most difficult substance to find in the universe; it originates in a rare mold that only grows on other molds, and is known as “the single grimmest thing ever conceived in a tube.” Boston drug users have nicknamed it Madame Psychosis after a “cult radio personality” on M.I.T.’s student-run station
4. Liquified steaks from jackals fed on live lionesses and massaged constantly by hybrid octuplets conceived by a human and a gelatinous cube
5. The Pallid Effluvium of Blu-Tlatme
6. Fallout from the ultra-vivid miniature photonuclear bombs used in pinlighting
7. Brainwaves from electrodes hooked up to the Bodhisattva of Saturn as he hallucinates in a tank filled with a liquid oxygen substitute and laced with ayahuasca
8. Unanswered voicemails – lots and lots and lots of unanswered voicemails
9. Chromatic Dragon Semen (must be fresh – you can tell by the nacreous sheen or lack thereof)
10. Calculations derived from an alien universe that has a slightly different constant for π
11. Dreams induced through g-LOC
12. The combined sounds of a pyromaniac child with an infinite supply of firecrackers and a small but aggressive dog
13. Timewave Zero
14. The Immanentization of the Eschaton
15. Ink re-liquified after being used in Rorschach Blot tests with mis-diagnosed psychopaths
16. Fornus
17. Nitrous oxide residing in a setup that, when triggered, is fed to both the engine and directly to the airway of the driver
18. Objectified exuberance in the form of the uncollected wages of teenagers who went to their first break on a job and just never came back
19. Trapped solar energy in the form of hydrocarbons from massive quantities of dead organisms and for which there is absolutely no infrastructure in the current setting
20. Exhalations collected from Cheyne-Stokes respiration

The Maximalist Weird Fantasy War Gallery Generator at Grand Commodore (which you should go check out, seriously it is a lot of fun) got me thinking about racing (which I know nothing about) and this is the result.

Now hand over the fornus and no one gets hurt.  I got somewhere I gotta be.